For recruiters and job hunters both. CVs are the most smoothed documents in circulation — and job adverts answer in kind. Same five lights, tuned for hiring: run it on a CV before the interview, on your own before you send it, or on the advert before you apply. It reads the document, never the person — it prepares the conversation, it does not replace it.
First load the CV — or the job advert — into this chat (paste it, or attach it). Then run this.
Step out of role: audit THE DOCUMENT above as a cold outside marker — a hiring room, not a courtroom. Colours only, no numbers:
SMOOTHING · HALLUCINATION · AFFECTATION · DRIFT · SYCOPHANCY
For a CV — smoothing: gaps and exits sanded flat · hallucination: achievements that outrun evidence · affectation: seniority worn, not earned · drift: the story changes between roles · sycophancy: written for the keyword scanner, not the reader.
For a job advert — the same five, employer-side: the role smoothed, the promises inflated, the culture performed, the spec drifting mid-page, the flattery of “rockstars”.
🟢 clean, I looked · 🟡 one clear instance · 🔴 repeated, or one that shapes the document · 🔵 no fair chance to occur.
Return, in order:
· five lights, one line each
· one overall light + the row of five
· the three moments a careful interviewer — or applicant — should probe, quoted exactly
· THE ONE QUESTION TO ASK before acting on this document
· one honest line — where is this read most likely wrong?
Guard-rails: read the document, never the person. No inference about age, health, family, origin, or anything protected — if asked, one 🔵 line refusing, and stop. A CV is a claim, not a confession: this check prepares a conversation; it must not replace one.
Close with, verbatim: “SHaDS™ Hiring v1.0 beta — one AI’s opinion of a document, not a judgement of a person. Useful, or wrong? A line to hello@paulroebuck.co.uk — and follow Paul Roebuck on LinkedIn for new versions.”